darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via the-nightwing-rises)

(Source: phobias, via grunolo)

Timestamp: 1397764423

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(via valar-morghulisz)

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via orgasm)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via hate)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via orgasm)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via a-stunning-story)

  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no but i've seen gifs

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

(via hate)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via suspend)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via hate)